Hi, Im Evan. 17. Taken by the best a man could ever have. I keep it classic. Ask me anything.

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bitchybarnes: "happy birthday"

You’re so kind, thank you!!(:

fxckfuture:

urban n fashion
kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
missfridaymourning:

I don’t consent to be governed.
kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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rneerkat:

if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing

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Happy Birthday to me.

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

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ignorantarts:

I really do hate that I consider you to be this perfect person. you don’t deserve that at all. but no matter what, I always think so highly of you. even when you’re the worst