Hi, Im Evan. 17. Taken by the best a man could ever have. I keep it classic. Ask me anything.

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

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klecktacular:

I’m an adult

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

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cool-story-kilon:

princessgorgon:

asthmatics are actually people with the souls of mermaids, who never adapted to breathing air 100% of the time

Maybe that’s why being near the ocean calms me

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aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

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toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

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nowimthevillain:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.

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My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
— Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via fata-nboxerisitricoulalb)

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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classymorelikekhaleesi:

thegirlwiththenotebooks:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

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candyredterezii:

vulpixfox1314:

candyredterezii:

vulpixfox1314:

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

please don’t stick a tree up your ass

IM GOING TO SHOVE A TREE UP MY ASS

Please dont shove it up. Cant you just plant a tree up there?

I AM GOING TO PLANT A TREE UP MY ASS

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